RYAN HARTSOCKExecutive Producer
Raised by wolves in the shadow of Mt. Everest, Ryan was introduced to media production by Buddhist monks. His love of film and commercial production is rivaled only by his vast collection of laser discs, a life-sized Max Headroom, and Wonder-Twin powers combining to make an eagle carrying a bucket of water to dump on the heads of the Crimson Twins.
When not fending off attacks with his stunning wife from their recently turned vampire children, Ryan finds time to run peacefully in the nearby smoldering trash heaps, often stopping to help the orphans of the galactic war sift through the rubbish to find shoes.